What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 01:18

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
What is your most erotic sex story?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
From Russia With Love
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What is the cost of implementing synchronized traffic lights in a mid-sized city?
Dr No
Moonraker
Goldfinger
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
You Only Live Twice
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”